Bachelor Pad, 8 p.m., ABC
“Five super fans join memorable characters the ``Bachelor'' franchise at the mansion; the men and women couple up for a group challenge in which they must keep each other from falling out of tilting hearts suspended above the ground.” Imagine marketing yourself as a ‘Bachelor’ super fan?
The Closer, 9 p.m., TNT
“Brenda investigates the brutal murder of a cancer doctor; Capt. Raydor's new assignment causes Brenda to question her loyalty; Gabriel makes a life change.” We are laying the groundwork for the spin-off, you know, which will be the gang without Brenda … Last week was better but everything still feels a little … off.
Perception, 10 p.m., TNT
Eric McCormack plays a professor of neuroscience who hallucinates except when he listens to classical music and oh yeah, solves crimes for the FBI. This is a weird amalgamation of genres, and some pretty bad acting to boot and yet – I love Eric McCormack.