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Han Solo Beats Up Indiana Jones, Tag Sale and GMHS Football

Here are five things going on in the area today.

Good morning, Granbys! Today is Sept. 17, 2011; there are 105 days left in the year.

Hey, ever wonder who would win in a fight between Han Solo and Indiana Jones? Yeah, me too. However, my “friends” - if I can really call them that - always make the same two points whenever I pose the question to them, which is about once every two hours.

First, these “friends” say that neither Han Solo, nor Indiana Jones is real. Yeah. OK. Next you’re going to tell me that “Jaws” wasn’t a nature documentary about the dangers of swimming in the ocean lest a 25-foot great white shark devours you whole.

Second, and this is pathetic, people say that Indiana Jones and Han Solo are essentially the same dude. Really? Then how come Indiana Jones isn’t married to Princess Leia? Doy!

My money is on Han. After all, he made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parecs. Case and closed.

Why, no, I don’t have a girlfriend, why do you ask?

Here’s your Daily 5:

1. Great stuff today. First, there’s a tag sale/bake sale fundraiser at the in Granby; all proceeds will be donated to the Children’s A-T Project.

2. The Apple Blossom Book Club meets today at the .

3. It’s Gymnastics Day at the YMCA in Granby.

4. The football team opens its season against Enfield at home at 1 p.m.

5. The Simsbury Woman's Club will be holding its 42nd arts and crafts festival on Sept. 17 and 18.

jeff September 23, 2011 at 11:28 PM
Han would beat Indy because the Laser Gun is better than a whip any day of the week. Who would win, Rambo or Rocky? How about Commando or the Terminator?
Ted Glanzer (Editor) September 26, 2011 at 01:21 AM
Rambo (Rambo II and III) and Rocky (IV) both won the Cold War, so I think that's a push. Terminator beats Commando, but not necessarily the Kindergarten Cop.

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